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I WANT CREDIT FOR KILLING OSAMA BIN LADEN TOO!!!

I’ve been waiting until I felt it was appropriate to chime in on the death of Osama bin Laden. I wanted to have all of the facts straight before commenting and as the week since his death has passed...

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JESUS WOULD NOT BELIEVE IN A HOLY WAR

Church congregations often become divided. Compromise usually resolves differences in religious interpretation, but sometimes churches choose a side. You do know your church’s problems have begun to...

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IF I COULD BE ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD I WOULD BE DAVID BECKHAM – BUT NOT...

David Beckham has long been a favorite of mine since as long as I can remember. His brilliant free kicks inspired me as a young player to try to reach that same standard. His emotions sometimes get the...

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CAN I BUY ROLLERBLADES WITH A CHECK PLEASE?

In 2005, when I first moved to hell (I mean Oklahoma) the first thing I realized is that Oklahoma was a decade behind the rest of the country. The heat is unbearable & the weather unpredictable in...

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ARE THEY ASIAN OR JUST 80 YEARS OLD? ARE MEN REALLY BETTER DRIVERS?

We have all experienced the driver who drives to slow in the fast lane and many of us always ask ourselves “are they Asian or old?” Statistically, Asians excel in school greater than any other...

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A WOMAN PRESIDENT? UH OH, IS SOMEBODY GOING TO HIDE THE RED BUTTON?

In 2008 we saw the election of our 43rd white President of the United States. Some people would like to believe it is our first non-white President, but yet I disagree. He is our first mixed...

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MY BEARD MAKES ME LOOK TOUGH…SO I HEAR

This may come to a surprise to people because vanity has always been my favorite sin where looks are really important to me; however, growing a beard is just too easy. Since I’ve been growing my beard...

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URBAN DICTIONARY DOESN’T KNOW WHAT MEAN MUGGING REALLY IS…BUT GRACIE...

MMA fighter Renzo Gracie is a Gracie Barra Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu black belt and a two-time ADCC Submission Wrestling World Championship gold medalist. Are you scared yet? I know many of my readers are...

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MITT ROMNEY WEARS TIGHTY WHITEYS!

New Rule! Mott Romney has to stop asking Americans if they are better off today than they were 4 years ago. How about this Romney? Release your taxes from the last 2 years so we can see if YOU are...

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SIGNS, SIGNS, EVERYWHERE ARE SIGNS…

Sometimes it baffles me how little attention people pay to details. Simplifying things does not always equate to better results. Just think of “fast-food”. I’m sure it is much faster to order food from...

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